What is the definition of Maintained Experiments?

Ah, 'aintained experiments' - the scientific equivalent of a 'et it and forget it' vacation, but way more uncomfortable. It refers to experiments that are kept running, like a party with no end and a never-ending supply of snacks, but instead of being fun, it's like being stuck in a never-ending buffet where you're the only one left to clean up after.

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Now, here's an example that'll make you shiver: "The lab where the rats were secretly plotting to steal the world's supply of coffee, but only if they could maintain their experiments without ever getting caught."